Anonymous asked: How far have you gone with a guy?
i went to canada with my dad once
What is this satiny boop? Behold the Golden Mole, native of the Namib desert. You are looking at the front end. It swims blind through the dunes at night and comes out to blunder into grasses (which it detects by vibration) and munch on ants and other tasty things it finds there.
(the article is adorable by the way)
little jumping spider hitching a ride on a beetle
#5514: dicks in riot gear
Man Stabbed with Master Sword of Zelda in Serious Condition -
KATY, Texas (KRON) — Who doubts the power of the master sword of Zelda? Certainly not a Texas man who is hospitalized in serious condition after he was stabbed by a replica sword fashioned after the video game. Eugene Thompson tells police he got into an argument with his girlfriend who then called her ex-husband…
What are you gonna do, stab me?
don’t worry, i wrote a rap specifically for this occasion
(Source: thenewkickstarter, via the-pietriarchy)
"Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up."
(Source: jackxiii, via norondor)